74: Daniil Kharms

Nicholas Martinovich graduated from school and began to throw knives at his neighbors. But he could hit none of them. So he became a missionary and preached to the Kazakhs. But the Kazakhs stuffed their ears with furs. So he stabbed his mother and father but they were born again. So he got bored and cut off his hand and sold pyshki in the town square. Why even talk about him?