78: Seinfeld

George pretends to be “born again” so he can go on a missions trip to rural Mexico. “It’s a free vacation! They pay you to go!” Seeking inspiration for catalog copy, Elaine brings home J. Peterman knives. Kramer goes wild for them and hand-sells them to everyone in the building, but he demands a commission. Jerry dates a woman who claims she’s never bought anything. “She’s a buy-nothing! You can’t really be a buy-nothing!” He catches her buying a knife from Kramer, but she uses the knife to mug all four main characters. Jerry admits: “She never buys!” George: “There goes my passport.” Kramer: “There goes my commission.” Elaine screams: “You don’t get a commission!”