A Sharp Knife Is Safer

A Sharp Knife Is Safer

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79: Bible verses
He that gathereth in summer is a wise son: but he that sleepeth in harvest is a son that causeth shame.
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78: Seinfeld
George pretends to be “born again” so he can go on a missions trip to rural Mexico.
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77: Anglish
In the summer between lorehalls, I sold cookroom knives from a list.
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76: Sex and the City segues
Coffee may be for closers. But how do you land a coffee date with your door-to-door salesman?
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75: Emily Dickinson
Because I could not sell a knife
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74: Daniil Kharms
Nicholas Martinovich graduated from school and began to throw knives at his neighbors.
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73: Slutty chain text
WHAT’S COOKING 👩‍🍳 all my naughty housewives 💁🏽‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏿‍♀️ It’s CUMMERTIME 🌞
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A Sharp Knife Is Safer
A Sharp Knife Is Safer
The story of how I sliced my palm open, told 100 ways.
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