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80: Epigraphs
Second prize is a set of steak knives.
Dec 28, 2024
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Nick Douglas
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79: Bible verses
He that gathereth in summer is a wise son: but he that sleepeth in harvest is a son that causeth shame.
Dec 21, 2024
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Nick Douglas
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September 2024
78: Seinfeld
George pretends to be “born again” so he can go on a missions trip to rural Mexico.
Sep 6, 2024
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August 2024
77: Anglish
In the summer between lorehalls, I sold cookroom knives from a list.
Aug 23, 2024
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Nick Douglas
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76: Sex and the City segues
Coffee may be for closers. But how do you land a coffee date with your door-to-door salesman?
Aug 16, 2024
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Nick Douglas
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75: Emily Dickinson
Because I could not sell a knife
Aug 9, 2024
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74: Daniil Kharms
Nicholas Martinovich graduated from school and began to throw knives at his neighbors.
Aug 2, 2024
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Nick Douglas
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July 2024
73: Slutty chain text
WHAT’S COOKING 👩🍳 all my naughty housewives 💁🏽♀️💁🏼♀️💁🏿♀️ It’s CUMMERTIME 🌞
Jul 26, 2024
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Nick Douglas
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72: Minimal poem
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Jul 19, 2024
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Nick Douglas
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71: Malapropism
In the vainglorious summer before I entered macadamia, I sold kitchen prehensiles from a scatology.
Jul 12, 2024
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Nick Douglas
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June 2024
70: Horoscope
Aries: When you think you know everything, that's when you're at risk of a big mistake.
Jun 28, 2024
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69: Antonyms
In the winter surrounding low vacation and apprenticeship, I bought bathroom spoons from a store shelf.
Jun 21, 2024
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Nick Douglas
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